I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
Ellen is the Queen of the World
Andy, can bring me my checkbook?
finally my search is for this gifset is over
One word: GUYLINER.
Why the fuck does this have over 9,000 notes?!
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
My friend who keeps messing up my pronouns got me this as a way to encourage him to get better at it.
[accidentally cares more about tv shows and fictional characters than education and academic success]
i love how fandoms connect shit together that the writers probably didnt even think about.
i think this is how english teachers feel when they analyse novels in class
Reblogging for the beautiful body positivity, not so much the ‘diversity’.
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge. I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing. You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long